Despite of wearing baju kurung to classes almost every day, I do also swear and curse at times – I have mentioned previously that my behaviors and attitudes are contradictory with my appearance. I can’t help but to feel annoyed with some silly things done by others as do others when it comes to the silliness of mine.
Like you would say, we are just ordinary humans with feelings.
To be true, I do not always exclaim the WTH words. Sometimes I do helplessly burst the F word out and people around me will stare at me as though I was a total freak. This invariably happens when I have my premenstrual. Like seriously, dude. Do not mess with me if you are not married yet and planning to soon. (smug)
So here are the top ten and most common things that make me go “WHAT THE HECK,BULLOCKS DUDE?”and blurt the F word out. Helplessly.
10. A female-senior in the institution you’re studying at tells you, “Girl, short-sleeved T-shirts are forbidden, aren’t you aware of that? How long have you studied here?” when her own oh-so long-sleeves of cardigan are rolled up to her arms.
9. Guys or girls with unpleasant looking are not meant to be loved.
8. A girl with skinny jeans and tight dress claims that she is fat and gonna start banning rice and almost all food.
7. A girl just lost her phone and instead of worrying about how she is going to contact her parents for she doesn’t remember her parents’ phone numbers, she cries, “How is my boyfriend gonna call me now? He has promised to call me every morning to wake me up so I won’t be late to class.”
6. You are a slut if you wear a baju kurung and the color of you bra or your panty line is visible.
5. TESL or Law students are arrogant and posh for they have better proficiency in English.
4. When a girl and her male-friend are high-fiving, someone shockingly rebukes, “Hey! You both are not muhrim.”
3. You say that the courses you are learning are hard because all the text-books are in English.
2. You go to a bazaar and come across some kuih and say out loud to your friends, “Kuih ni banyak kalori. Menggemukkan,” and indirectly offend the seller.
And last but not least, the thing that gets on my nerve the most is,
1. Just because your friends are not going to any particular place, you cannot go because you’ll look lonely if you walk by yourself.
Pergimati blah.
Like you would say, we are just ordinary humans with feelings.
To be true, I do not always exclaim the WTH words. Sometimes I do helplessly burst the F word out and people around me will stare at me as though I was a total freak. This invariably happens when I have my premenstrual. Like seriously, dude. Do not mess with me if you are not married yet and planning to soon. (smug)
So here are the top ten and most common things that make me go “WHAT THE HECK,
10. A female-senior in the institution you’re studying at tells you, “Girl, short-sleeved T-shirts are forbidden, aren’t you aware of that? How long have you studied here?” when her own oh-so long-sleeves of cardigan are rolled up to her arms.
9. Guys or girls with unpleasant looking are not meant to be loved.
8. A girl with skinny jeans and tight dress claims that she is fat and gonna start banning rice and almost all food.
7. A girl just lost her phone and instead of worrying about how she is going to contact her parents for she doesn’t remember her parents’ phone numbers, she cries, “How is my boyfriend gonna call me now? He has promised to call me every morning to wake me up so I won’t be late to class.”
6. You are a slut if you wear a baju kurung and the color of you bra or your panty line is visible.
5. TESL or Law students are arrogant and posh for they have better proficiency in English.
4. When a girl and her male-friend are high-fiving, someone shockingly rebukes, “Hey! You both are not muhrim.”
3. You say that the courses you are learning are hard because all the text-books are in English.
2. You go to a bazaar and come across some kuih and say out loud to your friends, “Kuih ni banyak kalori. Menggemukkan,” and indirectly offend the seller.
And last but not least, the thing that gets on my nerve the most is,
1. Just because your friends are not going to any particular place, you cannot go because you’ll look lonely if you walk by yourself.
Pergi
4 comments:
Hey babe, you know what, I used to act like point no. 2 said.
And I've learned my lesson and never said it again.
Haha.
hye. sy baru melayan blog ni. best bila dpt baca n improve bi skali.
:)
no 9, 7 & 1. mmg totally EFFFF. haha! :P
khaleeqa, i just love it when you come up with your own list and publish it on your blog. It's so you! Haha..
JUDIENE; Hahahaha. No offense, Judiene. I just think that it's better to keep the thought to yourself if you think that way because if you enunciate your thought, you'll offend the seller as well as other buyers who are actually lining up to buy the food you claim unhealthy. Heee :D
ANONYMOUS; Well, hello then! Thank for dropping by. I myself am still on my way to improve my English skills. Let's do this together! :D Haha.
Ps; To me, no 10-1 are utterly WTF. Hahahaha ;)
TAUFIK; Hahaha I came out with such post just for the sake of updating my blog. LOL! Glad that you like it. :D
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