Sex In The City

“Don’t you feel ashamed for being

widely open about sex?”

“Isn’t it embarrassing to

confess that you watch porn?”

“Don’t you mind about what other think

of you talking about sex in public?”

“Is sex that entertaining to you?”

“How many boys have you shagged?”

“Are you still virgin?”

“Can I fuck you?”

“How bushy is your vagina?”

I tell you what people, I have been asked by many about sex at formspring. Some of common questions ever asked are the ones stated above. Those cowards have been spamming me with such questions ever since I confessed to a boy that I had like him once and he had then told me that I did not make the cut to be his girlfriend or even net-friend.

I thought his friends were professional enough that they did not take my silly confession into account. I am afraid that I am that interesting that they feel so curious about me and want to try me in bed. Seriously guys, I have no idea that I am fucking interesting.

Anyhow, I would like to make a clean breast here, in this post about my personal opinion regarding sex. In general, I would love to see Malaysia providing the kids sex education in the future. Yes, I have heard the rumors that seven-years-old kids would be taught about sex and etc, meaning that sex education would be listed under their core subjects.

Plus, I am well-aware that majority of Malaysians are against that decision because they think that seven years old kids are way too young to be taught about sex. About too young to be taught, I agree. But I do not agree that sex education should not be taught in school at all, nevertheless.

I do not know if I am wrong but I believe, the main reason why there are countless unwanted babies in Malaysia is "the teenagers and the adults are sexually uneducated". They were not taught in schools about the protections and risks they would suffer later if they had unsafe sex. They were not explored to the sexual world which is highly horny and educative to some extent. And after they found out about it, they became eager to try without knowing the risks and precaution they ought to take to prevent from suffering the risks.

I know that by providing the kids sex education would not solve the baby dumping issues. Instead, unsafe sex between unmarried couples would grow bigger although the number of unwanted babies produced might decrease. The fact that Malaysians have to accept is to solve a major problem like this, "we have to solve one by one at one time". Reduce the number of unwanted babies produced first, and we can think together of how to stop unmarried couples, the Muslim ones especially from making out next.

I will answer each questions stated above with a hope that I would not be spammed with the same boring and answered questions after this.

“Don’t you feel ashamed for being widely open about sex, Khaleeqa?”
I honestly and certainly don’t. I have my own belief that sex is educative and the most effective way to strengthen a marriage. I do not get it why I should be ashamed of being open about it. Come on guys. Are you still in the medieval mind once owned by the elders in olden times? We’re going to enter a new decade tomorrow, already. Wake up.

“ Isn't it embarrassing to confess that you watch porn?”
It is more embarrassing to confess that you have made out with your ex-boyfriend who has left you. Watching porn to intentionally learn for the sake of your future is good and indeed cool. It is so embarrassing to ask your husband-wannabe, “What do I do with your penis?” when he hands you his I-hope-it-is-yummy penis for you to blow.

“Don’t you mind about what other think of you talking about sex in public?”
I first did mind and I was scared that people would isolate me for being knowledgeable in sex. However, as time always does at every matter of minutes which is run, I now do not mind at all. Everybody has their own perspective, right? I just hope that my race will be open to discuss it in more matured way in the future. I tell you what, it is more embarrassing when men talk about how horny they were last night to their friends at kedai mamak or kedai kopi with a kopiah on their head. Seriously.

“Is sex that entertaining to you?”
Yes, indeed. Sex is the fun that you can have without laughing. It is a quote of a European’s whose name I already forgot. In addition, if you are a health-freak, you will know how good it is to regularly have sex with your partner . And of course, duh – safe sex.

“How many boys have you shagged?”
Even though I am not a pious Muslim, I do know that making out before getting married is forbidden in Islam. So, I have shagged none. Yes, I know there are Muslims who have shagged countless of people from the opposite and as well the same sex. I believe they know what they have done or been doing, so let’s hope that Allah will shed them some lights on how to go back to the correct path. Why would you worry? It’s their sin, not yours. Reminding them to stop is more than enough which is part of your responsibility as a Muslim.

“Are you still virgin?”
Do you know that those girls who have not shagged any guys can also lose their virginity by accident? I have not studied yet what the symptoms of losing virginity are apart from bloods coming out from vagina. Therefore, I do not know if I still am a virgin or I have lost my virginity without me realizing it. However, I believe that Allah loves me and if no one trusts me in this world, Allah does anyway. Allah knows every single truth about me. So why would I worry?

“Can I fuck you?”
I am sexually choosy. I believe your penis is dirty as you have shagged too many whores. Thus, I do not feel like wanting to be fucked by you. Unless you are entirely ‘clean’, outside and inside. This type of persons, who are clean, inside and outside, would know what they ought to do before they fuck me. I do not have to tell them. So, nah, I am sorry. "Dirty penises are meant to fuck whores only".

“How bushy is your vagina?”
Don’t tell me that you are a typical Malay-boy who loves bushy vaginas. In fact, you don’t have to tell me because I know you are.


I really have no idea how to bring my race out of the box they are trapped in. I really have no idea why my race is not supportive. I really have no idea why my race doesn’t want to develop. I really have no idea why they passionately love to look down on those who intend to improve their English language. What is so irritating about English language? Why does my race hate the language? Why can’t my race see what the English language rewards them if they master it? Why can’t my race accept the importance of English language?

I know that one of the reasons I am spammed with such questions is some of my readers are not satisfied with the language I use. They find it boring and annoying. And of course, the other reason is they cannot fuck a person who seems to be so into sex who they believe must be interesting because she’s mastered it.

Right? I know right.